Top 20 Signs You Should Run!

20. He's texted you or called you 4 times today, and you haven't said anything back to him
19. He keeps asking you if you cook
18. He talks about the benefits of smoking pot
17. He states that going to dinner and a movie with other women isn't dating
16. He doesn't have any friends and only hangs out with you
15. Insists the woman he lives with is "just a friend"
14. He states that he never uses condoms, because "it's" not as enjoyable for him that way
13. He has never attended college, because he is "interested in too many things"
12. He tells you you're not covered up enough and you're wearing a V-neck t-shirt and jeans
11. If one of your favorite colors is pink, yet he still has more of the color in his closet than you do

10. He insists four beers doesn't affect his driving at all
9. He has a child from a woman he dated for only 2 months
8. He has a DUI, but drives around anyway
7. He insists you drive so he doesn't have to waste gas
6. His favorite book, and book he lives by is "The Virtue of Selfishness" by Ayn Rand
5. He considers a date as being you hanging out with him and his buddies playing "Risk" on Friday night
4. You twist your ankle, falling onto the icy parking lot and he turns and laughs at you
3. He finds going home to see his parents twice a year to be a huge bore
2. He gets really offended when you suggest he search for a job
1. He tells you he's an unregistered child sex offender (but swears he didn't know how young she was)

And yes, I have experienced all of these myself, but not all this year.